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    March 01

    只能看,不能读

    1、赵元任《施氏食狮史》
          
        石室诗士施氏,嗜狮,誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时,适十狮适市。是时,适施氏适市。氏视是十狮,恃矢势,使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸,适石室。石室湿,氏使侍拭石室。石室拭,氏始试食是十狮。食时,始识是十狮,实十石狮尸。试释是事。
      
      2、杨富森<<于瑜与余欲渔遇雨>>
      
      
      
       于瑜欲渔,遇余于寓。语余:“余欲渔于渝淤,与余渔渝欤?”
       余语于瑜:“余欲鬻玉,俞禹欲玉,余欲遇俞于俞寓。”
        余与于瑜遇俞禹于俞寓,逾俞隅,欲鬻玉于俞,遇雨,雨逾俞宇。余语于瑜:“余欲渔于渝淤,遇雨俞寓,雨逾俞宇,欲渔欤?鬻玉欤?”
        于瑜与余御雨于俞寓,俞鬻玉于余禹,雨愈,余与于瑜踽踽逾俞宇,渔于渝淤。
      
      3、《季姬击鸡记》
      
      
        季姬寂,集鸡,鸡即棘鸡。棘鸡饥叽,季姬及箕稷济鸡。鸡既济,跻姬笈,季姬忌,急咭鸡,鸡急,继圾几,季姬急,即籍箕击鸡,箕疾击几伎,伎即齑,鸡叽集几基,季姬急极屐击鸡,鸡既殛,季姬激,即记《季姬击鸡记》。
      
      
      
      4、《遗镒疑医》
      
      
        伊姨殪,遗亿镒。伊诣邑,意医姨疫,一医医伊姨。翌,亿镒遗,疑医,以议医。医以伊疑,缢,以移伊疑。伊倚椅以忆,忆以亿镒遗,以议伊医,亦缢。噫!亦异矣!
        
      5、《易姨医胰》
      
      
        易姨悒悒,依议诣夷医。医疑胰疫,遗意易姨倚椅,以异仪移姨胰,弋异蚁一亿,胰液溢,蚁殪,胰以医。易胰怡怡,贻医一夷衣。医衣夷衣,怡怡奕奕。噫!以蚁医胰,异矣!以夷衣贻夷医亦宜矣!
        
      6、 赵元任《熙戏犀》
      
      
        西溪犀,喜嬉戏。席熙夕夕携犀徙,席熙细细习洗犀。犀吸溪,戏袭熙。席熙嘻嘻希息戏。惜犀嘶嘶喜袭熙。
        
      7、《饥鸡集矶记》
      
      
        唧唧鸡,鸡唧唧。几鸡挤挤集矶脊。机极疾,鸡饥极,鸡冀己技击及鲫。机既济蓟畿,鸡计疾机激几鲫。机疾极,鲫极悸,急急挤集矶级际。继即鲫迹极寂寂,继即几鸡既饥,即唧唧。
        
      8、《侄治痔》
      
      
      
       芝之稚侄郅,至智,知制纸,知织帜,芝痔炙痔,侄至芝址,知之知芷汁治痔,至芷址,执芷枝,蜘至,踯侄,执直枝掷之,蜘止,侄执芷枝至芝,芝执芷治痔,痔止。
        
      9、 最后也是最厉害的:
      
      
        《羿裔熠邑彝》
        羿裔熠①,邑②彝,义医,艺诣。
        熠姨遗一裔伊③,伊仪迤,衣旖,异奕矣。
        熠意④伊矣,易衣以贻伊,伊遗衣,衣异衣以意异熠,熠抑矣。
        伊驿邑,弋一翳⑤,弈毅⑥。毅仪奕,诣弈,衣异,意逸。毅诣伊,益伊,伊怡,已臆⑦毅矣,毅亦怡伊。
        翌,伊亦弈毅。毅以蜴贻伊,伊亦贻衣以毅。
        伊疫,呓毅,癔异矣,倚椅咿咿,毅亦咿咿。
        毅诣熠,意以熠,议熠医伊,熠懿⑧毅,意役毅逸。毅以熠宜伊,翼逸。
        熠驿邑以医伊,疑伊胰痍⑨,以蚁医伊,伊遗异,溢,伊咦。熠移伊,刈薏⑩以医,伊益矣。
        伊忆毅,亦呓毅矣,熠意伊毅已逸,熠意役伊。伊异,噫,缢。
        熠癔,亦缢。
      
      
      
        注解:
        ①熠:医生,据说为后羿的后裔。
        ②邑:以彝为邑,指居住在一个彝族聚居的地方。
        ③伊:绝世佳丽,仪态万方,神采奕奕。
        ④意:对伊有意思,指熠爱上了伊。
        ⑤翳:有遮蔽的地方,指伊游弋到了一个阴凉的地方。
        ⑥毅:逍遥不羁的浪人,善于下棋,神情坚毅,目光飘逸。
        ⑦臆:主观的感觉,通“意”,指对毅有好感。
        ⑧懿:原意为“懿旨”,此处引申为要挟,命令。
        ⑨胰痍:胰脏出现了疮痍。
        ⑩刈:割下草或者谷物一类。薏:薏米,白色,可供食用,也可入药。
    November 14

    8 WAYS to KILL someone By using IPOD nano

    EIGHT WAYS
    TO KILL SOMEONE
    BY USING AN IPOD NANO,
    ACCORDING TO
    EX-MARINE
    BRAD COLLUM.

    BY KEVIN FLEMING

    - - - -

    1. Break it in half with your hands (very easy to do) and use the glass viewing screen's broken edge as a razorblade to slice the jugular when they are looking the other way.

    2. Take off one sock (a dress or tube sock; pantyhose will work in a pinch), place the Nano in the sock, swing it around as fast as you can (being careful to not hit yourself), and whack the intended target right on the temple.

    3. Take the reflective shiny part and catch the sun's ray and shine it in a vehicle driver's eyes, or if you are at a rock concert and the lead singer is prancing around on a center stage that protrudes into the audience like a phallus, you can use the same technique.

    4. The cord on the earbud headphones can be used to strangle someone. A knee in the back can give extra leverage.

    5. Dig a pit about 5 feet deep, then take about 15 3-foot-long stakes 2 inches in diameter and sharpen one end to a fine point, like a very sharp pencil. Jam the sticks at least a foot into the ground, with the sharp ends pointing up. Cover the hole with pine boughs, grass, and leaves. Treat the Nano like a slice of cheese pizza in a deep, hot oven and place it gently in the middle.

    6. Carefully unstaple a tea bag and pour the contents on a plate. Break into the lithium-ion battery pack and saturate the tea with the battery's poison, then dry the tea in the sun (or with a hair dryer if you are in a hurry). Put tea back in tea bag and bend the staple back to its original position. Put the tea bag back where you got it.

    7. Download to the Nano "We've Only Just Begun" by the Carpenters. Tell someone you will give him or her your Nano if they listen to that song a hundred times in a row.

    8. Hide the Nano in a bowl of lutefisk, then take it to the annual Norsefest Lutefisk Eating Competition in Madison, Minnesota.  热烈的笑脸

    October 03

    Music

     
    August 29

    通告

     
    最新消息:
     
    秀水号海盗船因年久失修, 外加资金和人手的短缺, 导致现在打劫渔船都有如登月一般.
     
    目前各位水手长,舱长及船长都已下落不明. 
     
    "海盗船BBS" 宣布正式倒闭.
     
     
    至于水手们的个人损失问题(如果有水手提出的话) 请大家与Laban保险公司进行联系.
     
    June 04

    搬家了搬家了

     
     
     
     
    space主人因工作原因一搬家____
     
     
                http://blackboat.uu1001.com
     
     
     
                      
     
    May 28

    大家快来凑热闹啊!

     
      
     
     这年头, 玩SPACE的人太多了, 玩时间长了也没什么太新鲜的了.  所以本人打算开干BBS.
     哈哈,想法不错吧, 计划在今年6月份正式开张,到时候本人会把网址公布出来,欢迎各位来凑个热闹啊.
     
     
     
    *** 这次我可不是在放, 说的是真的, 预先给大家提个醒, 免得到时候把你们吓着. ***
     
     
     
     
     
    May 27

    老婆老妈掉水里先救谁呢?

     

    [转]

    女人经常会问:我和你老妈同时掉在了水里先救谁呢  ??? 

      让我们来看看古人是怎么做的...  


    孟子:  

    从小死了老爸,老妈拉扯我不容易,为了让我健康成长,又搬了三次的家,给我吃好的穿好的 

    为得就是让我有出息。  
    老妈和老婆落水当然先救老妈了,万恶淫为首,百善孝为先嘛!老婆死了我可以再找一个,老 

    妈死了可不能再找一个,再找一个那就是後妈了。听说後妈没几个好的。  

    「世上只有妈妈好,没妈的孩子像根草。老妈,我来救你了」。扑通一声孟子跳下了水。  


    周幽王:  

    老婆和老妈落水了当然得先救老婆了。想当年俺为了逗亲爱的褒姒笑一笑,连江山都不要了, 

    连自己的小命都不要了,何况是老妈?  

    再说这死老太婆在立太子的时侯老是偏向俺弟弟,害得俺差点都没当成太子。  

    「情深深雨蒙蒙,我对你的爱很深,褒姒我来救你了。」周幽王扑通一声跳进了水里。  


    刘备:  

    兄弟如手足,老婆如衣服,衣服破尚可补,手足断安可续?只要俺二弟和三弟没掉水里就行 

    了,其它人俺可不管他。  

    「老婆,老妈。你们死的好惨呀!」刘备一头栽在河边上嚎嚎大哭起来。  



    曹操:  

    宁叫我负天下人,休叫天下人负我。管它是老婆还是老妈了,只要不是我掉水里就行了。  

    「轻轻的我走了,正如我轻轻的来,我挥一挥手,不带走一片云彩。」曹操哼著诗提著剑慢慢 
    的走远了。  


    屈原:  


    这个世界太黑暗了,这个国家太腐败了,活著也没啥意思,不如都死了乾净,沧浪之水清兮, 
    可以濯吾缨,沧浪之水浊兮,可以濯吾足。  

    投身于河水中倒是一个挺好的归宿。  

    「现在的一片天,是肮脏的一片天,星星在文明的天空里再也看不见老婆,老妈,我和你们一 

    起死」屈原一边唱著一边跳进了水里。  


    庄子:  

    生又何欢,死又何哀?其始而本无生;非徒无生也,而本无形;非徒无形也。  

    老妈和老婆死了就死好了,不过是从有形的元气状态回到了无形的元气状态,有啥好伤心的 

    呢?救他们干啥呢?谁都不救啦!  
    「对面的女孩看过来,看过来,看过来。」庄子分开著双腿像簸箕一样坐著,手中拿著一个瓦 
    缶,边敲边唱,看著老婆和老妈慢慢地淹没在水中,满脸快快乐乐的样子。  


    和砷:  


    老婆和老妈落水就落水吧,反正我爱的是钱,钱就是我的老婆,钱就是我的亲妈。  

    我说老婆和老妈呀,你们就不能穿差一点的衣服再掉到河里呀,可惜了你们头上的那些金钗手 

    饰呀!  

    「有啥你别有病,没啥你别没钱。」和呻一边看著他老婆和老妈慢慢地沉下去一边叹息著。  



    王勃:  



    手心手背都是肉,老婆是自己最爱的人,老妈是自己最亲的人,怎么办呢?不管它,先跳下 

    去,看看离谁最近就先救谁吧。  

    王勃扑通一声跳了下去。  

    「不好,我忘了自己不会游泳了。」王勃咕噜噜地喝了几口水,也慢慢地沉了下去。一代才子 

    王勃就是因为此事溺水而死的。

     

    唔哈哈哈哈

     

     

     

     

     

     

    May 24

    [转] 世界就是一个班

    [转][转]
     
    世界就是一个班

    1、美国 班长,学习成绩好,家里有钱,人高马大。班里没几个人敢惹他。 和副班长关系不好。

     2、俄罗斯 副班长,学习成绩好,全班最高大,上学期光和班长顶着干。后来家里出事:分家!现在做事很消极,但在班级里有一定的影响力。 
     
    3、中国 团支书。幼儿园学习成绩很好。小学时由于体质差常被欺负。  
     
    4、英国 学习委员,学习成绩好。家里也很富。班长的跟屁虫,做事没主见,啥都听班长的。前些天和班长把伊拉克打了一顿。

     5、瑞士 美术课代表,班花。学习成绩好,清高。

     6、奥地利 音乐课代表。 
     
    7、阿富汗 职务无。成绩差。身材矮小。上学期被副班长打,班长帮忙付医药费。前几天把班长家的最高的两个家具砸了,被班长揍个半死,现在失忆中。 
     
    8、伊拉克 无职务。学习差。但人高马大,上学期排全班第四。嘴硬,上学期欺负同桌被群殴。前些天被班长和学习委员冲进他家揍个稀巴烂。
     
    9、印度 因为好玩电脑,成了电脑课代表经常和同桌巴基斯坦为一块课桌吵架。 
     
    10、巴基斯坦 无职务。学习成绩一般。和团支书关系不错,经常和印度吵架。

     11、德国 班级活跃分子,人高马大、学习成绩也不错。有野心,由于上学打了2架所以现在暂无职务。但认错态度较好。

    12、日本 无职位,学习成绩很好。思想品德很{巨}差。上学期刚被班长和团支书等人揍。现在还惦记着班长家的鱼缸  
     
     
     
                                                                         
    May 18

    更新了

     
     
    这年头,就得自己动手丰衣足食。
    现在本人做饭的水准大有提高。
    下面是我的一些做饭经验。
     
    做任何菜必备的材料:油,蒜,葱,盐,味精。
     
    例一: 豆角炒火腿, 方法:
         先放油,等油热了,放葱和蒜qiang锅,然后放豆角,等豆角差不多熟了再放火腿,最后放盐,味精。
    例二:青椒炒火腿, 方法:
            先放油,等油热了,放葱和蒜qiang锅,然后放青椒,等青椒差不多熟了再放火腿,最后放盐,味精。
    例三:芹菜炒火腿, 方法:
            先放油,等油热了,放葱和蒜qiang锅,然后放芹菜,等芹菜差不多熟了再放火腿,最后放盐,味精。
    例四:鸡蛋炒青椒, 方法:
          先把鸡蛋炒好,然后放油,等油热了,放葱和蒜qiang锅,然后放青椒,等青椒差不多熟了再放鸡蛋,最后放盐,味精。
     

    “飞式”炖肉:
     
    必备材料:葱,姜,蒜,八角,盐,酱油,味精。
    例一:炖牛肉, 方法:
        先把牛肉切好,然后放到高压锅里用水煮,先不盖盖儿,等肉熟了把上面漂着的脏东西用勺kuai掉,再把葱,姜,蒜,八角,盐,酱油,味精一起放进锅,盖盖儿煮1小时。
    例二: 炖排骨, 方法:
         先把排骨切好,然后放到高压锅里用水煮,先不盖盖儿,等肉熟了把上面漂着的脏东西用勺kuai掉,再把葱,姜,蒜,八角,盐,酱油,味精一起放进锅,盖盖儿煮1小时。
     
    例三: 炖鸡翅, 方法:
         先把鸡翅切好,然后放到高压锅里用水煮,先不盖盖儿,等肉熟了把上面漂着的脏东西用勺kuai掉,再把葱,姜,蒜,八角,盐,酱油,味精一起放进锅,盖盖儿煮1小时。
    炖其他肉的话,参照以上三种方法。

     

     


    May 06

    The Great Escape

     

    The Greast Escape

    Boys like Girls

     

    Paper bags and plastic hearts
    All our belongings in shopping carts
    It's goodbye...
    But we got one more night

    Let's get drunk and drive around
    And make peace with an empty town

    We can make it right....

    Throw it away, forget yesterday
    We'll make the great escape
    We won't hear a word they say
    They don't know us anyway

    Watch it burn, let it die

    Cause we are finally free tonight

    Tonight will change our lives
    It's so good to be by your side
    We'll cry...
    But we won't give up the fight


    We'll scream loud at the top of our lungs
    And they'll think it's just cause we're young

    And we'll feel so alive

    Throw it away, forget yesterday
    We'll make the great escape
    We won't hear a word they say
    They don't know us anyway


    Watch it burn, let it die
    Cause we are finally free tonight

    All of the wasted time
    The hours that we left behind
    The answers that we'll never find

    They don't mean a thing tonight...

    Throw it away, forget yesterday
    We'll make the great escape
    We won't hear a word they say
    They don't know us anyway...


    Throw it away, forget yesterday
    We'll make the great escape
    We won't hear a word they say
    They don't know us anyway

    Throw it away, forget yesterday
    We'll make the great escape
    We won't hear a word they say

    They don't know us anyway...

    Watch it burn, let it die
         Cause we are finally free tonight...
       

     

     

    April 09

    通知:Space 临时关闭

     
     
     俗话说:"临阵磨枪, 不快也光."
     眼瞅就要期末考试了, 前两天受了点刺激,现在刚醒过闷儿来.
     因此本人决定在家闭门磨枪.
     初定4月27号开门.
     
    所以,27号以前,没事儿别留言(留了我也看不见). 有急事儿打电话. 
     1-519-566-8555
     
    April 05

    中国电脑制造商联想(Lenovo)被选为全球最环保的电子产品公司

     
     
    *sierra *sierra *sierra *sierra *sierra *sierra *sierra *sierra  
     
     
     
     
    环保组织绿色和平发表的季度报告是从电脑制造商产品的制造过程到硬件回收循环再用方面做得是否环保,来评定它们的等级。这个调查报告从去年首次开始发表,主要是看大的电子产品制造商在制造产品过程时有没有使用有毒化学物,以及了解它们对顾客不再用的产品回收循环再用方面做了些什么。
     
    联想因为在制造电脑时仍然使用一些毒性最强的物质而失去一些分数; 苹果电脑因为没有定下不再用有毒化学物的限期而排在最末.
     
    以下是07年14家公司的绿色排名: (满分10)

    1. 联想: 8

    2. 诺基亚: 7.3

    3. 索尼/爱立信: 7

    3. 戴尔: 7

    5. 三星: 6.3

    5. 摩托罗拉: 6.3

    7. 富士/西门子: 6

    8. 惠普: 5.6

    9. 宏碁: 5.3

    10. 东芝: 4.3

    11. 索尼: 4

    12. LG电子: 3.6

    12. 松下: 3.6

    14. 苹果: 2.7

     

     

     

     

      

    April 01

    Good Charlotte -- Good morning Revival

     
     
    *sierra *sierra *sierra *sierra *sierra *sierra *sierra *sierra  
     
     
     

     
     
     
    Good Charlotte 终于出新专集了!!!!! -- Good morning Revival
    听完后本人发现GC换风格了, 不像以前的专集那么朋了.
    想了想,感觉他们也该换风格了,不能朋一辈子啊.
     除了The River比较好听, 剩下的都比较一般.
     
     

     
    The River (歌词)
     
     
    As I walk through the valley of
    The shadow of LA
    The footsteps that were next to me
    Have gone their seperate ways

    I've seen enough now
    To know that beautiful things don't always stay that way
    I've done enough now
    To know this beautiful place isn't everything they say

    I heard that evil comes disguised
    Like a city of angels, I'm walkin' towards the light

    Baptized in the river
    I've seen a vision of my life and I wanna be delivered
    In the city was a sinner
    I've done a lot of things wrong, but I swear I'm a believer

    And like the prodigal son, I was out on my own
    Now I'm tryin' to find my way back home
    Baptized in the river
    I'm delivered, I'm delivered

    You're from a small town, you're gonna grow up fast
    Underneath these lights
    Down in Hollywood on the boulevard
    The dead come back to life

    To the prayin' mother and the worried father
    Let your children go
    If they come back, they'll come home stronger
    And if they don't, you'll know

    They say that evil comes disguised
    Like a city of angels, I'm walkin' towards the light

    Baptized in the river
    I've seen a vision of my life and I wanna be delivered
    In the city was a sinner
    I've done a lot of things wrong, but I swear I'm a believer

    And like the prodigal son, I was out on my own
    Now I'm tryin' to find my way back home
    Baptized in the river
    I'm delivered, I'm delivered

    Baptized in the river...
    (On my own...)
    Baptized in the river...
    (On my own...) I wanna be delivered

    On my own...
    On my own...

    Baptized in the river...
    (On my own...) I wanna be delivered
    Baptized in the river...
    (On my own...) I wanna be delivered

    Baptized in the river...
    (On my own...) I wanna be delivered
    I confess I'm a sinner
    I've seen a vision of my life and I wanna be delivered
     
     
     

    March 27

    努力向九分前进!!

     
     
     
     
    书山有路勤为径; 学海无涯苦坐舟.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    March 06

    **BARRET**